![]() “I am of the firm belief that strawberry lemonade is the gayest drink. I found that each nomination came deeply entwined with the drinker’s own queer journey. I sent out a brief post asking Twitter users to nominate their personal gayest drinks. Overwhelmed with the number of gay drinks on offer, I decided to turn to a forum that settles complex debates like no other: Twitter. But as for the rest of us: which drink are we to choose? Gay drinks: the journey within As the number of queer beverages proliferates, the odds of Kid Rock successfully maintaining his heterosexuality approach zero. Just about the only drink not historically gay is water-although Fougner reminds me that “as we know from Heathers, bottled water, specifically, is also gay.” Indeed, it seems probable that all drinks are gay-or, at least, fluid. Whiskey is aged in wooden-usually oak-barrels, and the oak is chopped down by lumberjacks, who are commonly associated with lesbians.” Gin’s history is complicated and dramatic and involves alchemists, or, in other words, gay. Vodka is associated with cold Russian nights where people snuggle for warmth, so that’s also pretty gay. “For example, rum is a drink primarily associated with pirates, who were known to be exceptionally gay, so rum will definitely make you gay. “For a really accurate answer concerning what drinks can make you gay, it’s best to take a historical perspective,” says comics editor and cocktail consultant Tea Fougner. Given the sheer number of gay drinks, it’s hard to find a common thread. The point is, it’s a broad range-broad enough to include, yes, Bud Light, which Autostraddle’s Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya named “the dykiest domestic lager” in 2022, several months before the Dylan Mulvaney endorsement. Neither of them responded, so I cannot legally tell you whether they were flirting, what other drinks they might enjoy or whether Cooke still concurs with her initial judgment that Negroni Sbagliatos are “stunning.” I contacted both D’Arcy and Cooke through their respective publicists. How deep does this go, and what don’t they (Bud Light Anheuser-Busch InBev beverages in general) want you to know? If Bud Light isn’t the gayest drink, something else must be if Bud Light didn’t turn me gay, some other beverage did. Still, as an award-losing investigative journalist with over one year of experience reporting on which objects are gay, I believe that Xtra has a duty to answer these questions. I emailed this question, among others, to Budweiser’s parent company Anheuser-Busch InBev. Was it possible that radiation from its glowing towers had turned me gay somehow? And, if so, how was anyone from my hometown straight? ![]() I grew up in Columbus, Ohio, home of one of the factories that makes Bud Light. To find it at the epicentre of queer culture is disconcerting. Even the guy in the pink shirt only had one, after all. I don’t know a single person who actually drinks Bud Light on a regular basis. If you're looking to go for the green, you'll need to follow Hi-C's social media, to find out how to get your hands on it.- Wu Tang is for the Children June 12, 2023 ![]() However, it won't be as easy as going to the store and picking some up. "The juice drink you know and love from the 80s is still a mix of tangerine and orange flavors, and with a hint of slime, packaged in a 12 oz bottle for the first time," a press announcement reads. It's so treasured, incidentally, that a dragon was shown hoarding it in an episode of Rick and Morty, and it ended up in a cache of rare booty in Loki, likely thanks to executive producer Michael Waldron, who wrote for R&M.īut with Ghostbusters: Afterlife haunting theaters beginning this Friday, November 19, the decision was made to bring the bevvy back. The Slimer green-colored drink came out in 1987 but was discontinued in 2001, despite its popularity. ![]() Fans looking to slake their thirst with one of the most sought-after Ghostbusters goodies no longer need to risk quaffing a 20-year-old drink.Ĭoca-Cola has announced it's bringing back the Hi-C drink Ecto Cooler - in a very limited edition. ![]()
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